“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”



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White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

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If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity


Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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I was going to write a Facebook status about how miserable I am without air conditioning in England right now, and I realized just how lucky and privileged I am to be complaining about something like this.

I can walk out onto the streets right now without being afraid, I can go to bed without fearing that I won’t wake up in the morning.

Earlier tonight we were sitting in the kitchen and we heard what sounded like gunshots outside. We hurried upstairs and went out onto the sidewalk to find that rather than gunshots or bombs, there was just a fireworks show going on in the market square. And in some places in the world right now, that is not the case. 


perks of dating me:

  • 100% chance of me not cheating because I’m not a bitch plus who else would go for me
  • I’ll make us like Mac and Cheese
  • ?????
  • I’m very supportive and I will help you with stuff
  • idk what kind of point I’m trying to make 

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Sage advice to future study abroad students: don’t sign up for/make plans with anyone that you haven’t actually met yet. 

You may end up in a situation where after a week of living together, you discover that you actually really dislike someone but you’re still stuck going to a Temper Trap concert with them next week.

"The wait’s how long? That’s ridiculous. Can I speak with a manager? Forget it, we’ll just go somewhere else."


can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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